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Plonk Crazy Golf Hackney: Mini Golf in London
Plonk Crazy Golf in Hackney is a covered 9-hole crazy golf course wrapped around a games bar, tucked into a railway arch on Mentmore Terrace by London Fields. It suits friends, dates and small groups who want something to do with a drink in hand rather than a serious round of golf. The single most useful thing to know: the course is fully covered, so rain will not cancel your game.
The Polynesian-themed course was rebuilt and runs alongside a club house packed with retro arcade machines, pool tables and board games. There is a tiki cocktail bar plus craft beer, wine and tacos. Rounds start from about £7.50 per person and you can book ahead, which is worth doing at weekends.
The mini golf setup
You get 9 holes of crazy golf set inside a Polynesian putt paradise, fully covered so the weather is not a factor. The course was rebuilt to be bigger than before. Beyond the golf, the club house leans into a games-bar feel with retro arcade machines, pinball and button-bash cabinets, pool tables and board games, so the night does not have to end at the 9th hole. A round takes roughly 30 to 45 minutes depending on group size, leaving plenty of time to settle in at the bar afterwards.
Good to know
Rounds start from around £7.50 per person for 9 holes, and there is often a £10 combo of a round, three arcade tokens and a house drink. Booking ahead is recommended, especially on Friday and Saturday nights, though walk-ins are taken when there is space. The bar runs a tiki cocktail list with two cocktails for £12 on weekdays until 7pm, plus craft beer, wine and tacos from a resident vendor. One heads-up: the official site has shown the venue as temporarily closed at times, so confirm before you head over.
Age rules and groups
Under-18s are welcome to play golf and games before 5pm on weekdays. After 5pm on weekdays and all day at weekends it is adults only, so evenings lean towards a date-night and after-work crowd rather than families. The mix of golf, arcade and bar makes it an easy spot for birthdays and group outings, and the venue can be hired for private events. It is a two-minute walk from London Fields Overground, which keeps it simple for groups arriving from different directions.
Common questions
- What is Plonk Crazy Golf Hackney?
- It is a covered 9-hole crazy golf course and games bar in a railway arch on Mentmore Terrace by London Fields, with a Polynesian-themed course, arcade machines, pool and a cocktail bar.
- Is Plonk Crazy Golf Hackney free?
- No. It is a paid, bookable activity. A round of 9 holes starts from around £7.50 per person.
- How much is a round at Plonk Hackney?
- Rounds start from about £7.50 per person for 9 holes. There is often a £10 combo deal that includes a round of golf, three arcade tokens and a house drink.
- Do you need to book or can you walk in?
- Booking ahead is recommended, especially at weekends, but walk-ins are taken when there is availability.
- How many holes does it have?
- Nine holes, set inside a fully covered course so rain does not stop play.
- Is Plonk Hackney 18+?
- Under-18s can play before 5pm on weekdays. After 5pm on weekdays and all day at weekends it is adults only.
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