Burger Night

Mondays need a reason to get out. The Victoria's burger deal gives you one: any burger, wrap or hotdog, fries and a free drink for £13.95. It's cheap enough to not overthink, which is the whole point of a Monday.

The offer runs 5:30pm to ten, sat in that window between "I'm thinking about food" and "I'm committing to a night." Battersea's got plenty around it if you want to extend things, but the deal itself is straightforward: meat, carbs, hydration, manageable bill.