Vodka Laundrette

Come with dirty laundry. Leave with everyone else’s. This National Vodka Day, we’re kicking off the first in our monthly series, in the Cannon Room, The Traf Vodka Launderette - an evening of dangerously good vodka, filthy martinis and the dating stories that really should have stayed in the group chat. We’ll be airing Tooting’s dirty laundry, anonymously sharing our dating histories, biggest red flags and those “in hindsight, that probably should’ve been my first clue” moments. Write yours down, throw it in the laundry basket and we’ll pull out the best throughout the night. Three-hour first date that turned into a crypto pitch? In the basket. Still lives with their ex “for convenience”? Basket. Claps when the plane lands? We’ll let Tooting decide. Meanwhile, take a turn on Spin Cycle Roulette and let fate decide your martini, dirty, filthy, spicy, extra pickled or whatever else our bartenders have dreamt up. Martinis shaken. Red flags aired. Dirty laundry encouraged. Tooting, it’s time to come clean.