Plonk Crazy Golf Borough Market, mini-golf in Borough

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Plonk Crazy Golf Borough Market: Mini Golf in London

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Arches B, C, D & E Montague Close, off Green Dragon Court, London · SE1 9DA

Plonk Crazy Golf at Borough Market is a 9-hole indoor mini golf course tucked into railway arches just below street level near London Bridge. The course is themed around London landmarks, so you putt past a red phone box ramp, a Thames barrier wave and a model Tower of London. It suits groups, dates and after-work drinks more than a quiet family afternoon, since evenings and Saturdays are adults only.

The most useful thing to know: the official venue page currently lists this site as temporarily closed, so confirm it is open before you travel. When running, there is a cocktail bar, a retro arcade with pinball, foosball and ping pong, plus two pool tables. You book online, and under 18s are only allowed until 6pm on non-Saturday days with a paying adult.

The mini golf setup

The course runs to 9 holes built around an absurd take on famous London sights. You roll over a Thames barrier wave, ramp off a big red phone box and aim into the Tower of London, so the obstacles are the draw rather than tough putting. It sits in the railway arches at Montague Close, just below street level, which gives it a proper tucked-away feel a short walk from Borough Market and London Bridge station. The space mixes golf with a bar and games, so it works as one stop on a longer night out rather than a golf-only trip.

Good to know

You book online before you go, and the venue is set up for evenings and groups. The bar pours cocktails, craft beers and wines, and you can carry a drink round the course. Alongside the golf there is a retro arcade with pinball, foosball and ping pong, plus two seven-foot pool tables at £5 for 30 minutes. Off-peak rounds have been listed from around £9.90 per person, though prices change, so check when you book. One big caveat: the official page currently shows the venue as temporarily closed, so confirm before turning up.

Who it suits

This is an adults-leaning spot. Evenings and all day Saturday are adults only, and under 18s cannot use the pool tables at any time. On other days under 18s are welcome until 6pm if they come with a paying adult. That makes it a strong pick for date nights, birthdays and work socials who want a drink and some daft competition in one place, and a weaker one for a daytime family outing.

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Common questions

What is Plonk Crazy Golf Borough Market?
It is a 9-hole indoor crazy golf course in the railway arches near Borough Market and London Bridge, themed around London landmarks, with a cocktail bar, a retro arcade and pool tables.
Is Plonk Crazy Golf Borough Market free?
No. It is a paid, bookable venue. Off-peak rounds have been listed from around £9.90 per person, with pool tables at £5 for 30 minutes. Check current prices when you book.
Do you book ahead or can you walk in?
You book online through the venue website. The official page also currently lists the site as temporarily closed, so confirm it is open before you travel.
How many holes does the course have?
It is a 9-hole course built around wacky models of famous London landmarks, including a red phone box ramp and the Tower of London.
Can children play at Plonk Borough Market?
Under 18s are welcome until 6pm on non-Saturday days with a paying adult. Evenings and all day Saturday are adults only, and under 18s cannot use the pool tables.
What is the nearest station to Plonk Borough Market?
London Bridge station is a short walk away. The entrance is in a courtyard just below street level off Montague Close near Borough Market, so follow signs rather than only the postcode.

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