Plonk Crazy Golf Camden Market, mini-golf in Camden

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Plonk Crazy Golf Camden Market: Mini Golf in London

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Saddle Row, Camden Market, Chalk Farm Road, London · NW1 8AA · Mo 11:00-18:00; Sa 11:00-23:00; Su 11:00-19:00

Plonk Crazy Golf was a nine-hole indoor mini golf course tucked into Camden Market, built by film-industry set designers and run as an over-18s spot with a bar. It suited dates, mates and post-work groups who wanted something more lively than a normal pub. The single most useful thing to know now: it has closed. Camden Market lists the spot as "Gone For Now" and Plonk's own website no longer shows Camden, listing only Hackney and Borough Market.

If you are set on a Plonk course, head to one of those two instead. The Borough Market site is the closest like-for-like, an indoor London-themed course beneath London Bridge. Treat this Camden page as a record of what was here rather than a live booking. Check Plonk directly before planning a visit, since the brand reopens and shuffles venues from time to time.

The mini golf setup

Plonk Camden was a nine-hole indoor course squeezed into the Stables side of Camden Market. It was designed by set designers from the film industry, mixing classic crazy-golf obstacles with newer additions. The vibe leaned playful and a bit theatrical rather than a quiet putting green. There was a bar on site, so a round usually doubled as a drink with friends. A full game took roughly 45 minutes, which is about right for a single course before you move on to the rest of the market.

Good to know

This was an over-18s venue, so it was aimed at dates and adult groups rather than families. Booking ran through Plonk's site or ticket partners, with off-peak weekday slots before 5pm and a heads-up that weekend visits needed advance notice. There was no step-free access. Nearest station was Camden Town on the Northern line, a short walk down Chalk Farm Road. Note the venue is now closed, so none of this is currently bookable.

Where to go instead

Plonk still runs two London courses. Hackney is an outdoor nine-hole course near Broadway Market and London Fields, with a club house doing cocktails, beers and games. Borough Market is the indoor option, a London-themed course tucked beneath London Bridge and the closest match to what Camden offered. Check plonkgolf.co.uk for current opening days and to book, as the brand periodically reopens and rotates its venues.

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Common questions

What was Plonk Crazy Golf Camden Market?
It was a nine-hole indoor crazy golf course inside Camden Market, designed by film-industry set designers and run as an over-18s venue with its own bar.
Is Plonk Crazy Golf Camden Market still open?
No. Camden Market lists it as gone for now, and Plonk's own website no longer shows a Camden venue, only Hackney and Borough Market.
Was it free?
No. It was a paid, bookable venue with off-peak general admission tickets sold per adult.
How many holes did it have?
Nine holes, on a single indoor course built with classic obstacles plus some newer additions.
Could families go?
No. It was strictly 18 and over, aimed at dates and adult groups rather than children.
Where can I play Plonk instead?
Plonk still runs courses at Hackney, an outdoor course near Broadway Market, and Borough Market, an indoor London-themed course under London Bridge.

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